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:icongameshopplz:{Hello and welcome to game shop, have you found everything alright?)

Hey thanks, I'm here to pick up the new Call of Battlefield.

:icongameshopplz:{Oh Call of Battlefield, that's a good one. I tell ya they've really nailed down the feel of killing brown people.)

Huh, well how much do I owe ya?

:icongameshopplz:{Would you like to sign up for our super power-up card?

No, I'm good, what's the total?

:icongameshopplz:{Well how about a free subscription to generic-game magazine?)

Nah man, I just want to buy the game.

:icongameshopplz:{Can I interest you in a buttfucking?)

... A what?

:icongameshopplz:{Oh! If you have any games to trade in, we'll buy them from you. Say you have a game worth $50, well we can take that off your hands right now and give you $6 in store credit. We'll then turn around and put it back on the shelf and sell it for $49.99, we call it a buttfucking!)

No look, buddy, can I just purchase the game?

:icongameshopplz:{Oh yes sir, that'll be $60.)

Thank you.

:icongameshopplz:{But you could save up to 15% if you sign up for our member-slapping mega rewards program.)

Member-slapping?

:icongameshopplz:{Oh it's easy, if you sign up right now I'll get up and slap you in the face with my dick. It's a great deal for anybody!)

Dude I just want to buy the damn game, okay!?

:icongameshopplz:{Can I have your email address?)

Wha-? Why!?

:icongameshopplz:{Oh it's just corporate policy, we need to take your email address so we can spam-fuck your email account with our amazing deals!)

You know what? No. No! NO! This is ridiculous! There should not be this much product pushing, when all I'm trying to do is buy a fucking GAME! The whole conversation should just be: "Hi! I want this one!" "That'll be $60 sir!" "Here you go!" "Thank you sir, here's your game! COME AGAIN!" THAT'S ALL! THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO!! I DON'T NEED ALL THIS EXTRA BULLSHIT!!!

:icongameshopplz:{... Well, gee, I'm sorry sir...)

*sigh* You know what, I'm sorry too. I'm just frustrated. 'Cause I feel like this place used to be an amazing store where I can come in, meet a friendly face, guy a video game, and walk out. And now every time I come in I just have all this stuff shoved down my throat. And... *sigh* I just wish it would go back to the way it used to be.

:icongameshopplz:{Yeah, but. You know sir, if you go to gameshop.com you can click your way to some amazing savings!)

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON SEMEN YOU FUCKTARD!!! KEEP YOUR GODDAMN GAME!

:icongameshopplz:{Also don't forget to sign up for our bonus-super-ultra-one-up-power-offer. You can save 4 maybe even 6 cents on all your purchases.)

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Can I interest you in a buttfucking?

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:iconpix3m:
Pix3M Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2017   Digital Artist
Would you like a buttfucking?
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017
It's "Can I interest you in a buttfucking"! Get it right! :stare:
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2016
:eyes:
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:iconimperialnokhtis:
ImperialNokhtis Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2016   Traditional Artist
What's your return policy on used products?
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2016
As long as it isn't broken it should be fine.
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:iconimperialnokhtis:
ImperialNokhtis Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2016   Traditional Artist
Clap 
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:iconrockettreverie:
rockettreverie Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016   General Artist
I came here to ask who was behind this account and I see you have already anticipated this and put that information in your ID box. 

Well played, sir :paranoid: well played
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2016
:giggle:
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:iconshutyourfaceplz:
shutyourfaceplz Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
Hi, I'd like to pre-order Fallout 4 please.
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015
Would you like to sign up for our member slapping mega rewards program?
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:iconshutyourfaceplz:
shutyourfaceplz Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
No, here's $120, and an extra $10 to keep your mouth shut.
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:iconethanoi:
ethanoI Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the :+devwatch:, I really appreciate your support :heart:

And I will pass on a buttfucking, though the sentiment is lovely.
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
You sure? Your icon says different.
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:iconethanoi:
ethanoI Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mmmmm :icongrinstareplz:
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015
:eyes:
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:iconanna2323:
anna2323 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Student Artist
you have earned yourself pokemon
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
:dummy:
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:iconanna2323:
anna2323 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Artist
and here it is :iconpokemonplz:
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:iconcatseyenebula:
CatsEyeNebula Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014
A buttfucking you say? :icontakemymoneyplz:
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014
:flirty:
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:iconcatseyenebula:
CatsEyeNebula Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
:iconlazyshydanceplz:
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EDSHEERANILOVEYOU Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
vanu why
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:icongameshopplz:
Gameshopplz Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014
Because I was appalled that nobody else made an account like this.
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